Sassy Suspect

The misadventures of a single gal trying to find the balance and humor in every day life.

May 09, 2005


It’s the start of spring and I am sick. My body is here attached to the keyboard while my head floats around the office aimlessly. I am pretty sure if I stare out the window long enough I will have an out of body experience flying around Houston checking out all of the construction. I’ll wrap my shirt over my head and do my best Flying Nun impersonation. –weeeee here we go I’m free!

I just touched my cheek, it brought me back to reality. I am no longer doing impersonations. It’s alive –mughhhahaha! Sitting at my desk, my eyes are so tired they are trying to hibernate while the phone keeps ringing and office mate won’t stop yelling. I want the comfort of my couch and my rose colored fleece.

Swallowing feels like a frog is playing ping pong with my uvula. When I talk my eyes droop and my head is hung low. I feel like a cross between yo sammity sam and bugs bunny. What’s up doc? The stuff isn’t working I feel loopy, cartoon like.

I am starting to be able to breathe out of both nostrils again but DQ, my boss, is heading this way and he might start to wonder why I am braiding the carpet and making rubber band balls. It’s the meds boss I swear.


  • At 9:46 AM , Blogger Chevy said...

    i feel ya sista. i woke up this morning with a sore throat and a feeling like i could sleep for days. but your description is much more accurate. ;)

  • At 10:16 AM , Blogger jopada said...

    How incredibly miserable. I feel your pain (and dizziness). You must be a pharm rep or something. Most others would take the day off. I’m glad you are at least open to the idea of conspiring on a screenplay. I’ve never partnered with one and think it might be ok. Of course, it might not, but we’ll see. I would love to see what you’ve done so far, if that’s ok. I’m not trying to be to forward but I think it might be better to email rather than continue to post this stuff far all to see. One of us or both might actually have something worth stealing. My email is
    Hope you’re either feeling better or home in bed with liquids and a good movie.


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